TARDIS IKEA SHOPPING BAG.

Yes, it is bigger on the inside.

You would not believe how much Fn stuff you can put inside one of these things Although, it’s fun to hang out at the customer loading area to see how people will try to jam a couch into the backseat of a convertible and drive it home.

Made of a nearly indestructible woven polypropylene fabric, this reusable tote is totally awesomesauce amazeballs. And in a pinch, can transport you through time and space.

And once you schlep your stuff to your homeworld, fend off a few Daleks, you can put your things away in the TARDIS bookcase cupboard.

It has handy side pouches for storage of small items like keys and lights up as if it were ready to dematerialise.

DISCLAIMER: The TARDDYS BJAG is a modification of an actual IKEA product. You will not find it in their stores or in the catalog. Don’t ask. Well, maybe at the Torchwood Soho branch store.